Cat Stevens Please!

So I've already done one of these for Mahoney and I was really tempted to just copy and paste it but you guys deserve better than that, so here goes:
I'm a sophomore secondary education English major. This is my first year as the Secondary Education Chairperson for SPSEA and I'm excited about that. I expect all of you education majors to come to our picnic September 18th at the Kutztown Park because the more secondary education majors that come, the higher my self esteem will be. Plus it's extremely beneficial and looks good on a resume :)
This is also my first year as a DR at University Place. The dorms have only been open a week and I've already accumulated a lot of intersting stories. I work the late night shifts so the only people that come by are usually either under the influence of something or creepy insomniacs like myself. For example, a couple of nights ago a boy walked in after midnight with a guitar in hand and I asked him if he could play well. He smiled and started strumming away. He asked if I had any requests and I responded with "Cat Stevens, please!" He look ashamed and told me that he didn't know anything by him so I jokingly told him he would not be allowed back in the building until he could play "Moonshadow." The next day around 2 in the morning I was doing some homework when I heard someone come in. I raised my head and to my disbelieve it was the same boy, once again guitar in hand. Before I could even say anything he started playing "Moonshadow." I'm pretty sure he terrified the few freshman that were in the lobby at the time but it made my night and distracted me from my Lit homework.
On a side note I also enjoy candlelight dinners, romantic walks on the beach and obscure Post-Soviet Union Ukranian literature.

As you can see I'm semi-invloved in school, very passionate about my major and I'm often surrounded by weirdos. Thus, I should fit right in Dr. Mahoney's course.